JackCRASH
he floored an orange supercar straight into the pill. the car is ruined, the pill is in pieces, and the chart went green.
Crash test · steer into the pill8 tests · the pill dodges0/8
Steer into the pill
the car drives itself and only speeds up, so all you do is steer. line him up with the pill before it dodges. eight tests, eight direct hits, no brakes were installed.
Start the
engine
move your mouse or drag your finger up and down to steer. arrow keys work too. the pill will see you coming.
All eight tests passed
the pill is in eight pieces, the car is in considerably more, and the test engineers have stopped writing notes and started filming. he wants to go again, obviously. the pieces are laid out below.
What's left of the pill
every direct hit knocks another piece loose. the pill narrates, because the pill is the one who was there for all of it.
Read the gauges
the dashboard survived. it is the only part of the car that still works, so the numbers live here now.
Supply
1,000,000,000 $JACKone billion, which is roughly how many pieces the pill ended up in. every single one of them is out there, i don't keep a spare pill in the garage anymore.
Liquidity
burnedit burned the same way my tires did on the way in. nobody can pull it out, and honestly i can't even pull the car out of the pill.
Tax
0% buy · 0% sellzero tax and zero brakes, it's a theme. the only fee around here is the repair bill, and i'm the only one paying it.
Ownership
renouncedi let go of the contract the same way i let go of the wheel: completely, at the worst possible moment, and on purpose. it drives itself now, which is safer for everybody.
the contract lives on his license plate, the only part of the car that came back straight. tap the plate to copy it.